Weekend Antic #1
Midnight call from Annis Kate, pissed out of her face walking home, ends up needing to climb over a fuck load of barriers (all i hear is a load of crashing and then the phone goes dead).
Rings me back crying, telling me shes cut her face. All the while she was hiccuping.
In the space of 20 minutes, she went from making me laugh out loud to thinking she was being raped/murdered.
Weekend Antic #2
I raid Rachels Hair draw and put all her crap in my hair, we then end up drawing on eachothers and our own faces, things like moustaches and beards. And sending people cheesy chat up lines, consisting of ones like this ...
'How about you sit on my lap, and we talk about the first thing that pops up'
Midnight call from Annis Kate, pissed out of her face walking home, ends up needing to climb over a fuck load of barriers (all i hear is a load of crashing and then the phone goes dead).
Rings me back crying, telling me shes cut her face. All the while she was hiccuping.
In the space of 20 minutes, she went from making me laugh out loud to thinking she was being raped/murdered.
Weekend Antic #2
I raid Rachels Hair draw and put all her crap in my hair, we then end up drawing on eachothers and our own faces, things like moustaches and beards. And sending people cheesy chat up lines, consisting of ones like this ...
'How about you sit on my lap, and we talk about the first thing that pops up'
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